You know, there’s a reason “dash” and “speed” are related words. Tumblr is addictive and makes you think really dumb things are genius at 4 AM. Also, I made this post at 4 AM so it could either go viral or just drift off unnoticed into the recesses of NobodycaresLand.
- me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.
- me: wakes up march 27th, 2098.
my mom asked why i don’t read as many books as i used to and i just said it was because i read a lot of unpublished stories from independent writers online and she thinks that’s very good of me to give undiscovered authors a chance
i just read gay porn
do people in the wizarding world ever use the moving portraits as reaction images
I just glanced over at my followers on my way to check my drafts when I noticed there’s 46 of you people… I don’t… How…
Update: I just left for dinner! I was gone for TWO HOURS! Why are there 51 of you now?! What did I do?!